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Zoom death-by-lulz:

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Zoom comedycentralstandup:

Kumail Nanjiani is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Kumail Nanjiani is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here

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Zoom laughingsquid:

Sharkini, A One Piece Shark Bite Swimsuit
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thesewittywords:

brandnewswastikas:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

And so she can have a ready to eat breakfast in the morning

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tastefullyoffensive:

Cats Traumatized by Baths

Previously: Cats Who Have Had Enough

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Zoom the-absolute-funniest-posts:

alegbra:
well at least he tried

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

alegbra:

well at least he tried

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clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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basiliskfangsclatterinthetardis:

doitsusleftnut:

navigatorin:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

meanwhile in england

  • i am in a dress
  • everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
  • there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
  • everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
  • the shops have sold out of hair removal cream

it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing

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americans laughing in the distance

*Australians laughing even harder*

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loveistherhythmyouarethemusic:

solluxander:

what men think women love to be called:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • honey
  • sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

  • lamp shade
  • broken chair
  • Samuel L Jackson
  • dirty dish rag
  • Mr.Clean

Hahahaha ‘Samuel L Jackson’ :D hahaha

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vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

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Zoom circumcisions:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

THATS AN EMPTY PHONE CASE

well how the hell do you think she took the picture

circumcisions:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

THATS AN EMPTY PHONE CASE

well how the hell do you think she took the picture

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